No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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