why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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