i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
