why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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