Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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