I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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