I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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