singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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