Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think your dad took our porno
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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