No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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