We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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