i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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