I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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