Umm I'm too high to move.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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