yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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