quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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