Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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