my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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