omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I want her autograph on my taint
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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