I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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