Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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