It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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