Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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