Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
birth control should be required to get into college
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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