just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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