Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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