Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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