check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
this boner is exhausting
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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