I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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