We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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