you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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