how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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