How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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