She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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