We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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