Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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