He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
His nipple licking is glorious
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