I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Couch. On fire.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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