I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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