shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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