I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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