They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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