you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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