Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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