I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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