i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
time to smoke my breakfast
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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