Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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