Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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