Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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