i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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