David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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